Manchester United jokes

 I found this joke and others when surfing the net.

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.  

I needed something to cheer me up after the injury time goal against Sunderland and the predicatable home draws in the Carling Cup which essentially means Man Utd been given a bye into the final stages of the competition.

At least ex red Roy Keane left Sunderland before the visit to Old Trafford. Meaning I can’t use a conspiracy theory to explain why Sunderland had  no shots (on or off target) in the whole game!

Football - West Ham United v Sunderland

More Man Utd jokes here.

25 Responses to “Manchester United jokes”

  1. manuniteddevils Says:

    United have been drawn away to Derby in the Carling Cup final, doesnt mean we will get through

  2. manuniteddevils Says:

    I have quite a few football jokes:

    What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
    The tea stays in the cup longer!

    Rafael Benitez: “Our new Winger cost five million. I call him our wonder player”
    Sir Alex Ferguson: “Why’s that?”
    Rafael Benitez: “Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!”

    What’s is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
    Pam’s only got two tits in front of her

  3. Antimanu Says:

    Hmmmm change a few words and these would be funny ;)

  4. Piano Says:

    Piano…

    Megacool Blog indeed!… if anyone else has anything it would be much appreciated. Great website Enjoy!…

  5. Hate Man Utd » Blog Archive » More Man United jokes Says:

    […] on the popularity of the last post on this man utd joke topic here is another great Man Utd joke […]

  6. Hollister Deutschland Says:

    6. Thank you for the good write up. It in fact was a amusement account it. Look advanced to far add agreeable from you! By the way, how can we communicate?

  7. Swimwear For Summer Says:

    Histories make males sensible ; poems witty; the math subtle; organically produced philosophy deep ; moral grave ; logic and rhetoric in a placement to contend .

  8. Herve Leger Dress Says:

    Great men are rarely isolated mountain-peaks; they are summits of ranges. (T. W. Higginson)

  9. Asics Shoes Sale Says:

    Go toward the sea, in the celebration you woul

  10. burberry outlet Says:

    burberry outlet london

  11. burberry uk Says:

    burberry outlet

  12. burberry online shop Says:

    burberry online

  13. burberry schal Says:

    burberry schal outlet

  14. abercrombie & fitch deutschland Says:

    abercrombie and fitch deutschland

  15. abercrombie and fitch outlet Says:

    abercrombie and fitch sale

  16. pandora charms uk Says:

    pandora charms sale

  17. pandora uk bracelet Says:

    pandora bracelets uk

  18. Cheap Dr Dre Beats Says:

    Cheap Headphones by Monster from Dr. Dre, The Best Monster Beats Headphones Sale Online, Free Shopping Now!

  19. Moncler Jackets Says:

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

  20. Doudoune Moncler Femme Says:

    a good post

  21. Doudoune Moncler Says:

    nice post

  22. north face coats Says:

    All these tiny details are made with lot of background knowledge. I like it a lot.

  23. Christian Louboutin on sale Says:

    I reading this article just now,they are very knowledge and usefull for us.I think this is a very good article,I will continue to read your article in future. Anyway,thank you very much!

  24. Cheap Christian Louboutin Says:

    Wow,this is a very funy and humour post.i like it very much.i will tell this to my friend and colleague,i think maybe they will also like it.

  25. Christian Louboutin Sale Says:

    Today,i want serch some knowledge article to my ten years old son for read,I found they are many usefull article in this website,i think my son will like it too.

Leave a Reply